If the meaning of life is to have as much sex as you can, then why aren't we getting laid every single day?
It was 3 am, i was watching porn. as soon as i ejaculated the headset plugged out and my computer was on full blast and i couldnt get the sound to go down and my mom heard me and beat the fuck out of me, the most terrifying expeirence of my life
I legitimately put more effort into my games. LoL and CS:GO when I go ham takes a lot, but chicks are so fucking easy. 4 easy steps: confident approach fake interest ignore completely bang later