Tonight

full handle of captain, 2 grams, and my girlfriend..
I foresee a pretty good night. Well worth it if the world ends tomorrow. Might as well have a good time.

 

Nice amount of bud. Hopefully you get some once you guys are faded
sex while high is one of the best things in the world.

 

I don't get head because she throws up when she drinks and sucks.

I got another handle and an eighth since I ended up just smoking my friends weed instead of my own last night.. yea cool story i know

 

Dont drink too much brada, you want that big fella functioning well...

 

Have fun, maybe if she's feeling nice she'll let you do her in the backdoor.

Well, we can only hope

 

HAHA only fucking time I got anal was when we got drunk as shit on new years 2 years ago and I ended up fucking her on the couch. I convinced her this was the only way since we didn't have condoms and she wasn't on the pill at the time.

 

Youre in my sig. Gratz.

 

No I'm not, liar.

 

This thread doesn't blow