The INFINITY Thread

This is a very simple thread where I start a theme and you all must add segments to it! example-Bobby rolls down a hill. You respond: he hits a tree and trips on a rock, rolls 20 times then blows up.
The main goal is to try to get 1000+ replies before the story ends!Let's see how long we can get this going!
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∞The Story∞
A kid is wandering through the woods as he hears strange noises coming from deep in the midst of the dark woods...

 

He gets some weed from his pocket and smokes it..

 

Well thats one way to start it ...but an example of how you would continue from that would be: After smoking a fat joint, he continues moving, and sees a HUGE purple dildo flying at him. ~~~JUST AN EXAMPLE.
Continue off of xx 1337 xx's post.
Going to bed, have fun with this thread.

 

but that don't do it for him.. so he pulls out his vial of acid and takes 6 drops in the eye...

 

Then TDD and Hardx jump out of a bush with their trained biibeez and the Bilbeez destory him.
The end.



Aww almost made it!

 

Well, we got close to a 1000.

Good job guys.

 

Oh wait! There is a shitty sequel! But George Lucas is the director and rapes all the actors so it gets shut down.

Truly the end.

 

Way to kill this thread =.=
Lol epic failure, but I'll allow the next poster to start the new storyline! =D

 

Ok
Hai my names bob, not bobbert, just bob
The End

 

he wonder's to check it out and finds a fat black women, She says hello sir, Would you like some sugar? He Reply's no thank you i have enough in me "get it hes gay" so the black woman says oh ok well if u dont want some sugar you want to check this thing out on my back? he says sure, so he looks, and he replys..


THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE IN SPAM SECTION

 

Does that monstorousity have a name?

 

He then meets Orlando and they go to have a smoke.

 

Then he dies and the story ends.

 

little did they know he raped jessica alba and she had his son!

 

But his son was a complete retard, kills himself, and this fucking thread DIES

 

and then i lol'd at the dead thread, and took a power hit out of my nuclear bong.

 

which immediately exploded into a shower of nuclear-bong ashes which burned your face and made you rape a fish named jamanica in china which just so happened to be your third cousin's aunt named jesse! but she got hit by a truck and

 

blew a load through the windshield because she was a he.

 

then i got hed from ur mom. and it was good. the end.

 

then i come out of no where and murder your family, then get a blow from the corpse.









LOL'd.