some noob on xfire

so I was playing some rs and some guy msged me on xfire wanting to sell a mod account or something like that. It amused me his complete ignorance of the black market, so I thought Id share it with you =P


Note: Im zepwin, hes Jdot



Jdot: hey
Jdot: u want to buy a modded account on runescape
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: you got any vouches from any sites?
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: and by modded do you mean it has moderator status?
Jdot: vouches
Jdot: lol
Jdot: yes moderator*
Jdot: i stoped playing runescape
Jdot: lil 89
Jdot: lvl* 89, and im a mod.
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: o meh
Jdot: was i dont play anymore been trying to sell my account
Jdot: sercetly
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: so do you have any vouches?
Jdot: lol no
Jdot: it was my account..
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: k then no thanks
Jdot: how am i suppose to get vouches.
Jdot: it was my game account
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: dude do you even know what a vouche is?
Jdot: we'll ok if your not interested
Jdot: yes i do
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: its when someone says "oh yeah hes trusted, ive bought gold from him blah blah"
Jdot: but selling accounts etc is not allowed
Jdot: lmfao
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: no s hit
Jdot: i whouldnt have vouches
Jdot: if its not allowed
Jdot: whos gonna vouche
Jdot: use your brain
Jdot: we'll ok if your interested
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: Ive bought a 91, 92, 102, 86, and 79, I train accounts tehn resell them for profit
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: oh and btw
Jdot: ok cool
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: its caleld a BLACK MARKET SITE
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: sythe.org
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: you might learn somethin fomr there
Jdot: lmfao!
Jdot: im not putting a modded account on black market
Jdot: i got modded account, and main account lvl 124
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: you dont say its username, you just say its stats
Jdot: noo.
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: modded accounts name? msg me in game
Jdot: foshegrosmom
Jdot: i just dont play anymore.
Zepwin ๏̯͡&#3663: well sicne you dont know how a blackmarket works, and im sure you dont even know what a MM is Im not interested
Jdot: ok lol

 

Fuck my life for reading this garbage

 

argh my soul is gone.. thanks a lot -.-

 

what a loser and a scammer

 

waste of my time.

 

bit of a retart?

 

there goes his mod status

 

Five minutes of my life back please.

 

You're a slow reader ^.

 

honestly. it took me 40 secs top

 

There goes about 62 seconds of my life i'll never be able to regain back.

And another 15 for typing this up, thanks.

 

wow this is totaly pointless

 

are you stupid throw this into the {stupid retard Post section}