So....

I just opened the email on one of my MSN accounts for the first time ever and saw the hundreds of email I have. about 40% are random spam, 30% random nigerian princes telling me how I have been selected to help them transfer their 10 million dollars to my country, 20% legit scam/phish attempts from Sythe people, and about 10% actual emails from Sythe people about sythe stuff.

I never knew there were so many wealthy african princes to be honest.

 

Wes..

 

stop sending me the emails douche, I dont wanna xfer your money from my bank account.

 

I keep my shit in africa...trust you? "official middleman" my ass.....

 

Nate, wanna xfer from yo bank to my bank

 

ya bro, paypal works fine too, send all moniez to fuckya'[email protected], gifted please

 

hahahahahahahaha

 

Hey guis, I got an email saying I won £100,000,000. All I gots to do is give them my credit card (standard procedure) and I will get the monies shortly.

Wish me luck :3

 

Sick dude, I had to give them my social security number also, you got lucky.

 

yeah they was even askin where i shat and stuff like that too

 

Im not social enough for one of those. But yea thanks brah, so far I should be expecting like 2,147,483,647 GP's

 

A boy tells his mother
"Mom, I have wrote on your bed sheet with lipstick"
The mother hits him unconscious, later on she regrets it and asks him to open his eyes.
But, it's too late his heart has stopped beating......
On the bed it was written " I LOVE YOU MOM"

 

tl;dr

 

hey I have two stacks of that in my bank in rs

 

is you implying it really works?

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Serious here, my grandma lost like 2k cuz she sent it to soem african dude who said he would give her 1mil. My parents had to go to her house and take control of her bank and stuff. She told the cops that my parents/dads brother took the 1mil and keeping it form her. Shes a bit.. lost her mind lmfao

 

Mines about the same... There are people on this site taking emails that we leave out in the open and giving them away/selling them to people.

 

good thing i switched to telegrams

 

I was actually doing Morse Code for awhile, but it got tiring.

 

Lol I get those emails all the time about some doctor saying I have been chosen or something and to claim my money by sending an email back with my name, address, age and telephone number.