so today

i was going back from the gym to my house when suddenly i heard some weird noises coming out from the mental hospital near my house i went near the door to check things out and those fuckers were having a fucking party dancin and shit

i saw some free food so i said i fuckin need to eat so i acted all fuckin crazy punching my face and lickin my balls acting like a retard i managed to pass the guards so here i am trying to grap some food and this mentally sick asshole is trying to hump me like a fuckin dog he was screaming some crazy shit

i ran away with no food and semen on my fucking pants

 

That sucks man.. At least they should give you some food.

 

Cool story bro

 

When I was diagnosed with down syndrome humping was a way to tell someone "Welcome"

 

WAIT bambino ur from betlahem right? lmfao thats were they have that hospital for mental fucks haha!!

 

nos il 2osa mazboota 2es2alack 2ahlack fee beit la7em fee mental hospital btw

what u doing in palestine
how long are u going to stay ?
and 2adesh 3omrack

 

Lolllllllllllllllllll

 

i don't beleive it.. ...



but it made me wet

 

LOL'd so hard. They dude should have least got you flowers and a box of chocolate first.

 

i just shit my pants after reading this

 

some of this story is true

 

Ohh, so that's who I was humping....