scripting help $$paying$$

Ok, i didn't really know where to put this so i put it here

I'm looking for a decent scriptwriter to help me make my own script

There will be a condition though,
1. The script we make will remain private. NOBODY will be allowed to use it besides us.

I will be paying 5$ for this, the script i'm looking to write is a "Mort Myer" fungus script.

My skill as a script right now is very low.. Only language i know is VB but i am pretty good at it although I've only been scripting with VB for about 3weeks. (I'm a quick learner )

If you are interested in doing this please fill out this form.

-MSN?
-Do you agree to the conditions?
-How many scripts and what scripts have you made?
-Have you ever taught anyone how to script before?