I have told this to many people at school and on myspace and stuff, its so very simple yet nobody gets it. Here it goes; There is a husband and wife. They have 18 kids. 9 of them get in a car accident and die. The husband and wife move to Las Vegas. They send 4 kids east to Miami. 2 of the 4 kids go up to New York. 1 kid in Vegas dies after disconnecting from IRC. 1 of the 4 kids in Las Vegas dies, she gets kit by a van. Chase thinks Elton John is uber sexy. 1 of the kids in New York moved to Japan. The kid in Japan dies of SARS. The 2nd kid in New York goes off to college. 1 kid in Miami dies after staying in a locked car too long in the sun. Two kids in Vegas go up to Seattle, but they get shot while trying to buy some paper. The last kid in Miami tries to swim to Cuba, but dies 100ft. out in the ocean. The kid in New York commits suicide after he loses his job at the gold course. The last kid in Las Vegas loses his money betting and shoots himself with a 9MM. The mother and father fly to Hawaii to get away, their plane crashes. The last kid wins the lottery and goes to Mexico, he gets killed by a snake. Wait... where did that last kid come from. Heres the question; Why does Will Smith move to Hollywood with his aunt and uncle?
