I am older than my grandpa irl. He is turning 16 in 2012. His last birthday was 4 years ago... How is this possible?
he's born on 29/2 in a leap year. His actual age is 64 next year, but his birthday has only passed 15 times. Therefore, you're retarded.
Or, x339 is just like 2, and his grandpa raped someone when he was 7, and his dad raped someone when he was 7 too?
Or impromptu orgy/gangbang and they all got pregnant with each baby coming out older by intervals of 4 years.
your gramps is an astronaut. he conceived your father before going out on a mission and has been stuck out there ever since. he happened upon a worm hole and came out 60 years back in time. its going to be a hell of a party since his last 4 years have gone uncelebrated.