Rants

Post some rants from the RS Forums that make you laugh.

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K, my friend died irl =\.

He went to da RS homepage, to play some r00nscape. But, he r has bad vision, nd he fergot his glasses lawl. Den, he went 2 da rs homepage, and saw giant slash marks on his screen.

HE THOUGHT HE GOT D CLAWED IRL AND DIED!!!!!!

MY friend got d clawd irl, and died.

Plz tell da w0lvarine to GTFO my screen, so moar people don't get d clawd and die =\.

P.S. my frind r mad up, I use imaginary frind 2 tell story lawlz.

Wolverine, GTFO my screen.


EDIT: The stupid ad is still on the highscores page.


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For the WBMs:

This thread has 3 points.

1) Ad is annoying.

2) This forum is freaking pointless, and allows spam posts like this to be allowed.

3) D claws are overpowered.

If you want me to explain any of them, please, just ask. Don't post stupid stuff like "lol ur friend r not real, noob". It's a satirical representation of the 3 problems at hand. 

Code:

Hi, I'm svennsk. Welcome.

I am a big fan of the magnificant creatures, Unicorns.
When I log onto Runescape the first thing that comes to my mind is that I have to go see the unicorns.
A great spot for unicorn spotting is by Barbarian Village.

In my whole life I have adored unicorns, I collect stuffed animals, i have bought movies about them, i have researched on the internet.


The Rant.

Please update the Unicorns, they look like white squares
walking around.
Also, I feel that the unicorns ability in this game is so little, where is the magic? I want to see sparks when they walk! I want to see them create a rainbow!

I know that their horns can heal poison, but why can't they fly? Why cant my unicorn familiar spread sparks and rainbows?
The only reason i got my summoning up was because of unicorns, alas it was very dissapointing.


Here are some facts about the unicorns.

-They can run in the forest without making any sound.
-They can heal any injuries,they can not bring dead beings to life.
-They can create rainbows by stomping their hoves.
-They can fly.
-They eat magical flowers called *Cocoa flowers*
-They are immune to all sorts of ilness.
-Unicorns do not breed very often, during its life time it may only breed once.
-They do still exist today, alas they are being hunted for their horns.
-It could also purify stagnant or dirty water with a touch of it's horn.
-A unicorn could only be lured and trapped by innocence, so innocent maidens were said to be used as bait.

Please, help me make Runescape a better place for the unicorns, please do pick up any knifes, logs, boots, and other things that are harmful for these beatiful creatures.

If you do not support, please state your reason why.

If you do support, you are a great human being.

 

Lmao, some people these days

That ad was really freaking annoying though.