Random Stories

Ello' and this thread is here to collect all the random stories you guys have! so, after getting an idea of what im asking from you, post your random story!!

Here's mine,

One time there was a lady. Her husband was gone for war for many years. She got lonely so she put peanut butter on herself so that the dog could lick her. The dog got scared the bit off her nipple!@!#@! The end

 

Once there was a Ganster Bean who made a thread that failed.

 

There once was a guy named bob and he ate a horse dick and died