Tell me someone else has tried masturbating while driving down the highway before. I can't be the only one. I was two hours into a road trip back home from visiting my university for a tour today-- two more hours to go until I'd even get into town, and I was BORED AS FUCK... Sooooooo, I whipped it out. I was really hoping I wouldn't get pulled over, and good thing I didn't. Putting it away was MUCH harder than taking it out.
