please nate

I call shenanigans. That is such a pile of steaming platypus shit.

 

It may be failing. Check your hardware logs for errors and post it in the help & request forum. I'll help ya, if you're nice...

 

Ha believe what you want. I remember the occasion quite vividly.

See above. I dont really see what making up that story will gain me, just figured since this thread is about the origin of my name, I would explain it. Feel free to think what you want ; )

 

guys do you want to know why my user is K-3-V-1-N? you will never guess

ok. i was fucking jerking. you know rubbing on my cock right. then i came with the force of a thousand suns on my keyboard. tiny drops of cum were on random letters on my keyboard. okay this is where it gets complicated



ok so you know in harry potter chamber of secrets movie? where you-know-who riddle wrote his name in the air? and then he moved the letters around and then holy shit IT'S FUCKING VOLDEMORT.

same shit happened to me. i was fucking looking at the keyboard right, and there was cum on -, k, v, 1, n, 3 and guess what. if you move that shit around

it spells K-3-V-1-N.




its okay, the chills will stop after your mind finishes being blown away

 

My name came from some hacker who got my RS account and changed the display name to granitmaul0.

 

I fucking love you. Your getting sigged.