Parking Violation

So yea when I came back from the store today I found this piece of paper that said this on my window.

Parking Violation

State: Indiana
Time: 2:34 P.M.
Automobile License Number: *****
Make of Automobile: Chevy Nova

This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on expressway at about 4:30 p.m.) Also, may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

 

If that's real, I love that cop.

 

LOL sue for terroristic threats lol...ive never seen that in a ticket...damn dude a nova...NICE