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Yeah I love children. My 6 year old neice is the sweetest little girl ever. This story is kind of funny but I went on this pineapple diet where basically all I eat all day is pineapples. The point is to get very sweet and fruity cum. I did this for my girlfriend at the time (we broke up though). Well after eating nothing but pineapple for 2 weeks I decide to get some ice cream as a cheat meal. Well my neice loves ice cream as well so I take her with me. I ordered a Rocky road. My neice got vanilla. I was really curious as to how sweet my love nector was at this point but I did not want to taste it myself. I grab my neices Ice cream cone and take it to the bathroom. I ejaculate a massive pineapple flavored load on top of her vanilla ice cream. I tell her its special flavoring and give to her. She had a puzzled look on her face but she took a small lick anyways. She shouted out "WOW! this is really good". She gobbled down every last ounce of her uncles steamy load. She even had a little in the corner of her mouth that she licked and slurped down her throat.

After that faitful day at the ice cream shop my neice would constantly ask for special sauce on her ice cream. I delivered for a while but realized I could not be on this pineapple diet forever. Her birthday was coming up in a few weeks and I had an incredible idea. I rented all the jailbait porn I could find, bought a couple hundred pineapples, and a couple cases of viagra. Night and day all I did was masturbate to jailbait porn and unleash my pineapple love nector into an old jar of jelly. Well I finished in 2 weeks with enough time to wrap it and place a bow on it. I gave her the special sauce on her birthday just as I planned. She loved her special sauce so much she started eating it straight from the jar with a spoon. She is a very good hearted girl though. So good hearted that she even shared it at the school Christmas party so all the children could try.

 

/b/fail

 

dog eating, slitty eyed cunt, fail

 

sick minded fail-

 

fuck off