Would people flame me if I tell them something personal, cos most people over the interwebz are cunts.
I'm a cunt? Thanks. Ahh okay then, I knew that, every one hides behind a computer screen and a keyboard pretending to be someone there not, am I right?
yaurrite. my mom lets me say bad words,she thinks it makes me seem like a tough guy on the interwebz,because IRL im the weakling that gets bullied everyday and I PK ppl on runescape to let my anger out.
I didnt ask to talk or whatever, I just asked a question, so please go suck a dick until your mouth bleeds.
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Suck a dick until mymouth bleeds? IMPOSSIBLE Why? Because a slightly large peice of meat,when it goes in your mouth the tiny penis particles release a substance called "Chlorofloro Carbon" What that is;is a substance that doesnt make the penis bleed while in your mouth because the Chlorofloro carbon substances change the humidity into saliva,which acts as a sheild to prevent bleeding. amirite?
