Official Jokes Thread

hahahhaahhaha pwned

 

why did brad pitt cross the road?
because he found an actress to cheat on with

 

WOW THAT IS THE GAYEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN^^^^



shit man that joke made me feel bad for you

 

what did the fish say when he hit the wall
























Dam

 

Why do giraffes have long necks?

So, they don't have to smell there feet.

LMAO

 

Ok, I was watching the " Yo mamma" show on M.T.V!
This is what I got!

Yo mamma so fat that.....
she's fat! ha! ha! ha! I'm so funny I make Brad pitt's boobs horny!

 

RACIST JOKE BELOW.



















































































Why do Mexican's always drive lowriders?

To scrape pennies off the ground.
leel.

 

your mama is so fat...even Naruto don't Believe it... =P naruto fans will understand!

 

your so fat ur dumb

 

Your moma is Like a pack of donuts, for a $1.99 I cash share her with my whole hockey team.

 

lol one eleven @@@@@@@@!@!!@!@!

 

Ok, this may seem kinda racist but "I Myself" am not racist so don't freek out.

- What does a Wall of Bricks and a Fat White Chick have in common?



































Answer: They Both Get LAID by Mexicans!

Ha Ha Ha...

 

holy piss

 

How do you confuse a blond?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to find a corner.

How does a blond confuse you?
She comes back telling you she found one.

 

Look at my signature for something funny.

 

yo mama is so fat, he keeps a picture of a cheeseburger in her wallet

 

Your mama is so fat she thought a bus was a twinkie XD

 

yo moma is so skinny when she swalows a penut she looks 9 months pregnet

yo moma is so stupid she when to a stupid contest and they said sorry no pros.

yo moma is so fat she whent to the beach and people tryed to buy her for shade

yo moma is so fat she was the reason the titantic sank


sorry for any misspeled words my keys are sticking =/

 

Yo' mommas sooo fat, she wears big clothes!

 

LMAO funny shame lol