Need A Sig

So I'm fairly new, here at Sythe, and that seems to make people think I'm a douche bag. Unless they're trying to buy a pin from me, everyone pretty much just ignores me. So this is my last desperate cry out to everyone in the "User Services" forum before I kill myself.
I'm looking for someone that can make a decent sig, and I'm willing to pay for it (if needed). I have no idea what I'd like the sig to look like or any other specifics, so I could use someone with some creativity. PM me if this sounds cool to you, or you could always post here. Thanks!​

 

You would get a lot more useful feedback if you posted it in the correct forum.
The signature sales forum.

 

Damn, where the hell is that?

 

Thread : http://www.sythe.org/forumdisplay.php?f=315

 

Not thread, link. My bad.