So I was in a public restroom at the mall yesterday I saw a guy's feet in a stall when I walked in... and there was a very stinky smell so I am assuming he was taking a major dump. So I got real quiet for a little bit and let everything settle down, you could hear a faint grunting sound and the ever so slightly "kerplunk" of a turd dropping from the anus. Other than this guys shit, you could hear a pin drop... Then I let out this war cry as loud as possible and threw myself against his stall door as hard as I could causing a loud bang. I bet that guy hasnt been that scared in his life because he yelled in a very surprised fashion and said "WHAT THE FUCK!" really loud.. and started to try to stand up, I could hear him fumbling with his pants because his belt buckle was making noise. I was long gone before he made it out of the stall though.
