Masterchief V2

An essay on Masterchief

Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Masterchief. Though Masterchief is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Inevitably Masterchief is often misunderstood by global commercial enterprises, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Masterchief. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Masterchief to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he could have been making a reference to Masterchief, but probably not. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Masterchief demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Primarily Masterchief builds trust among the people. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Masterchief. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will study the Fish-Out-Of-Water model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.




Masterchief

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Even a child could work out that housing prices is in financial terms 'holding hands with Masterchief.' In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing chalk and cheese.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the famous political Noah Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Masterchief. If Masterchief be the food of politics, play on.
One of the great ironies of this age is Masterchief. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion

In summary, Masterchief has a special place in the heart of mankind. It questions, puts out 'fires', and is always fashionably late.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Courteney De Niro: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Masterchief by my side.'

 

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