KoTH - Forum Game

Yepp. This forum game is called "King of The Hill"
It's pretty simple.

You have to find a way to defeat the person above you and reclaim the hill. Nothing TOO innapropriate, and try to keep it realistic so it stays fun. No shit like "I grow 2billion feet and eat you and no-one can beat me haha nubz newfag!1!!"No. Just no.

So I guess I'll start...

I plant my flag on the hill, then sit down for Ramen. My hill. :3

 

I clone myself, my clone steals your ramen, you run after him and I take your place upon the hill.

MY HILL.

 

^I throw a lightpole at you, making you incapable of thinking, and thus, you give me your flag, as queen of the hill!

 

i bomb it and just let it wither away, like iraq

 

I return with my ramen, and put up a BubbleSHield from H3. My hill.

 

I win

 

I do a barrel roll. My hill.

 

I grow 2billion feet and eat you and no-one can beat me haha nubz newfag!1!!

 

I use 25 mana and summon pedobear, who rapes you to death.

 

I stabz pedobear. Hill is mine.

 

I simply stare at you.
(Hill Controlled)

 

arya goes for toilet brake, i just sit down and relax my hill ...?

 

I tell Chuck Norris that he can beat random people if he helps me keep the hill.

MY HILL.

 

I win.

Hill is mine.

 

I shoot Chuck Norris with horse tranquilizers. Mine.

 

I have Chuck Norris.

Hill is MINE.

 

I demod Cfrey

MY HILL

 

Noobs. I have the LotuCowGod.

I win. I'm King.

Everyone else, GTFO pls kthxbai

 

get the fuck off my property.

 

I call my good friend Richard Simons and he challenges you to a gay off, you lose obviously MY hill!