ive got a problem

well, a girl texts me saying "i think i love you"

i dont like her

what do i say?

 

Text her

Sorry, but my phone is off.

And everytime she texted you after that, just text the same thing.

 

awesome.

i presume i say that to her at school aswell?

 

Uh, depends.

A fat chick told me that once and I told her it was just another craving, and I'm sorry, but she can't eat me. She didn't really talk to me after that..

 

i lol'd

yersh she is pretty phat

ty for advice very hlepful

 

"BITCH thats a mistake!"

Your a real ladies man lol.

EDIT:Shes fat you say??

Just tell her your sausage isn't filling.

 

Tell her you already have a GF on RoONscaPe.

 

I lol'd, and I'm not gonna answer cuz you make too many threads.

 

Tell her there isnt enough food in the world to fill her appetite

 

Tell her she's cool and all but you aren't into her and that you should just be good friends.

 

tell her she's a fat ugly bitch who should commit suicide so no one has to look at her anymore

 

guise, heres a rl pic:

 

I lol'd.

 

I lol'd too

 

I are has better pictoor.

 

tell her gtfo.

 

i win teh piktoor fight

 

Oh gawd. Erik's jealous.

 

olol.

 

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so fucking good.
Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.
I pretty much just fucked my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, /b/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their sisters?