Watch out for Man-bear-pig, he's really dangerous. He won't hesitate to use his mandibles to rip out your intestines and then proceed to fornicate with them; they may even elope :O. Now we can't have that, so what we need to do is go down to the market and talk to miss patches, the janitor/bob sledder, and buy a pint of dairy creme to attempt to "coax" it away from the very attractive intestines. If all else fails, just claim you lagged >_>.
