i need

umm...have u thought about getting a job?

 

Jobs dont pay quick money. I say go out and steal something. Then sell it back to the person you stole it from.

 

Yeah, I had to do it, haha.

Hardx: <3

 

Roflcopter. I almost pissed my pants when I read this. Ok some suggestions:

1) Rob a bank.
2) Rob another bank.
3) Hold Donald Trump hostage, threatening to burn his hideous toupee.
4) Sell your urine
5) Sell your eggs/sperm, and become the mother/father of some wonderful petri dish baby!
6) This one might be the best: Put JOO number on craigslist, saying you like it rough. This will get you way more then 50. (WARNING: Comes with the risk of STD's)

I really hope this helps, and I really hope you get that 55 dollars.

Edit: Wasnt finished, thought of some more.
7) You could go to the gym and lose some weight, because we all know your a fatty. However while your working out collect your sweat and sell it to some guy with a sweat fetish. There's someone out there with a sweat fetish.
8) If ^ doesn't work you could sell your fat as blubber for some freezing people up Alaska.

Now I hope you get that 55 dollars. I will be back with more, because there is more. Im just too wrapped up in this whole situation to think right now, but Im here for you married lady who oddly plays runescape. Im here!

 

Don't have sex with your husband until he gives you the credit card(completely anti-feminist-ic of you, I mean cmon, depending on your husband for money...please)

 

Nobody will say how FASTLY get 55$.

 

Get a job.

 

Well, I was going to suggest mowing lawns, but that's not very womanly, however, it does make a lot of money quick

 

LOL, if you come over to Australia and let me turkey slap you then i'll give you $55.

 

Your not a female, they are not allowed on the internet. You are not fooling anyone.

 

just steal somebody's bag and take their $55+ lmao

omg this thread is making me LOL hard