I just...

Took a sip of my energy-drink after waking up.
Right now I don't think it was the same can from last night ...

 

I peed in it.

 

Sure tasted like that.
What's up with the TWC ?

 

I just lost the game

 

Apparently the staff don't like otakus so they decided to punish me.

 

thar thar

 

It's okay, I'm here for you.

 

group male hug.

 

Yeah, but that guy in your avatar looks like an asshole.

 

whome?

 

I am.
And you're a dick.

Unless you'd like to switch roles ?

 

gross - faggotry

 

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What a perfect way to describe me. You see, my dick is so big, that when I wear my payjamas, you can easily see the size of it even at its smallest state.

I ate my cum once. Is that gross?

 

Okay, you win the fagot prize.

 

oh shit

naw bro, a mans gotta get his proteinz somwhere. amirite? amirite?

 

Eye herd meelk haz mawr protienz.

 

what the fu-....the fu-? oh shi-