I got raped

Ok so heres the story... I was at my friends house and we were all just chillin right? So then we smoked a bowl and all got drunk as hell. It was awesome and like all 8 of us were playin halo 3 and shit.. .then most of them left. and it was just me and one guy. well, he was a little too drunk and tried to rape me in the butt over and over :'( ... so i pulled out a gun ... and i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.. if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought man forget to homes to bel air!

 

Fuck you.

 

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