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  1. Sillymonkey

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    How the hell

    Do you initiate a 3-some?

    I mean, like, say both people in the relationship want another girl to come into the bedroom at least just to try once.

    How the fuck do you initiate something like that?

    I don't really want it to be someone I know/see often, but I don't want it to be some random girl off the internet or something like that (no thanks to AIDS).

    My husband tries to guarantee me that if I allowed him to just walk up to random girls at my Uni and ask them, he would be able to find 1 that is keen to do it.

    That idea sounds retarded to me, but I honestly don't know how people set these things up.

    Ideas ???
     
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    So your husby is interested in a threesome?
    Ask your mom/sister/dad/brother (if you have one) to do it.
    They'll understand.
     
  3. Sillymonkey

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    How the hell

    I think you missed the part where I said I don't want things like AIDS.

    Just gonna ignore Gurt's suggestion completely.
     
  4. Sillymonkey

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    What, so I get glittery AIDS instead of sleazy AIDS?
     
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    If you so badly want to avoid aids, then go have a threesome with your future-child. Best option tbh.
     
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    Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
     
  7. Sillymonkey

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    How the hell

    Fucking damnit...I shouldn't have posted this in Spam but I didn't know if it would qualify for anywhere else. It is a legit question.
     
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    You need to show legit tits for a legit answer.
     
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    How the hell

    You don't know what legit is, you're Asian.

    You're not allowed to be offended by that comment because I'm Asian too.
     
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    Ooh, looky looky, we have a smart-mouth here. :)

    brb gonna jack off to your pictures.
     
  11. Sillymonkey

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    How the hell

    If you can jack off to pictures of an ugly, fully clothed Asian girl standing next to a MAN then you can jack off to some weird shit.
     
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    How the hell

    You would be amazed at how good my imagination can be.
     
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    That would be like inbred o_O

    Go to a brothel no aids,
     
  14. Sillymonkey

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    Yeah, cuz they tell their clients "Hey, sit in this waiting room for 10 years (because thats how long it can take for AIDS to develop in your body) and then take a blood test for us, KAY? Then if you good we have sex with you".

    Oh wait, they don't have any sort of screening. You think just because they use a condom they can't get AIDS? ROFL
     
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    How the hell

    So how did this go.
     
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    How the hell

    I'm surprised at the fact your allowing this t happen LOL


    Screw the other chick buy some sexy clothes/Toys instead. then no aids.



    rofl just realised austin is grave digging.
     
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    How the hell

    This thread is OLD; but since it's back up at the top... i've had numerous 3 some's and my girlfriend has always done the part of finding the other female role.
     
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    Obviously you aren't pleasing your husband enough.
     
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    THAT'S MY GIRL! (jk tim). Stick it to the mannnnnn.
     
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    threesomes are right time right place moments trust me, it will be awkward if you just get another girl and are like derpina lets fuck
     
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