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Switch · Jul 22, 2015

would anyone like to aid in me achieving sf certification , or am I not fit for this lifestyle

xeroshadow48 please don't ddos me again

Hamouze · Jul 22, 2015

I call this "Oakdice: A Biography". Just don't do what he did and you should be a faggot for a few months, then people might semi-tolerate you, and after a few years you'll be allowed to shitpost every now and then.

You've reached that level where everyone on the DNP list has been. You start off in the SF and make one really bad thread in an attempt to be funny and leave your mark as a cool kid with something you think is legitimately funny. No one finds that thread funny, so you give it another try with an equally if not greater shitty thread. You get a lot of hate and realize that you're a fucking retard. Third times the charm right? Wrong. Your threads are so awful that you actually gave someone Grade III Anaplastic Meningioma. "Fuck I'm bad at life," you think to yourself. But wait, you come up with a great plan to save the day. You're going to start purposefully making shitty threads that which were even worse than your original ones in an attempt to fool people into thinking that you are a smart person pretending to be dumb when in reality you actually have a third copy of chromosome 21. No one is falling for your plan, this is bad, you've dug yourself into a deep hole that you can't climb out of. What is there to do next? Either leave the SF with a reputation of an ultimate faggot worse than bogdan, or stay with a reputation of an ultimate faggot worse than bogdan. You have clearly chosen the latter.

TL;DR People see through your bullshit and have realized you're an autist. Just give up, leave SF, and enjoy making a below-average semi-living off of pixels.
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