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  1. Catman

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    I went to the bathroom and AFTER I came out of the bathroom my penis started stinging HORRIBLY!!!

    I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX EVER!! NEVER!

    AND IT HURTS SO BAD@@!!! IT WONT GO AWAY AND ITS SO BAD!!! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME SOMEHOW!

    WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?
     
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    I think this is normal, it's happened to me before, gets better after a while. Proboably small infection.
     
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    Try Googling "What's wrong with my body" + "Penis" + "Stinging"
     
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    yea has happened to be before too, just ignore it, itll go away
     
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    Happened to me too, try drinking some water. It should go away regardless.
     
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    Calm down. First off it's probably not an STD considering you've never had sex before.

    You've probably got a small infection in your urinary tract from something.

    If the problem persists, go to a doctor.
     
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    wtf's a penis?
     
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    Just cut it off.

    You're on the internet, you won't be needing it.
     
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    I think its that thing by your kneese.
     
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    duh you guys no nothing, its the skin on your elbow.
     
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    lol yah i hate that dude just rub it. :)
     
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    This is one of the first symptoms of urethral cancer. Happened to my cousin and they had to remove his penis and testicles 2 weeks later. He now has to piss through an artificial rubber device and cannot pleasure himself in any sexual way anymore. It fucking sucks, but that's life.
     
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    ummm..u should wash it more regularry:D or just ignore it;) or go to doctor and he( i would prefer she:D lol:D) will cut it off:) so dont worry,be happy;)
     
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    HAHAHHAHAHHA
    I actually lol'd
     
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    means youve got a kidney problem
     
  16. Deacon Frost

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    haha, well.. I remember my nephew coming to me complaining of a similar problem... I told him not to use soap when he's yankin the chicken (or in his case, chick).

    In the words of Peter Griffin "Oh no, I knew someone who bought a used car, and two weeks later.. BAM.. herpes"
     
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    That was me advice... :(
     
  18. berson4

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    i dno man. i reckon you should check with a doctor.

    but hey, what do i know, they didnt help me.

    id go with shins advice, cut it off...

    certainly helped him
     
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    lmao @ shin. Haha
    Yeah, cut it off, no more "stinging" problems.
     
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    Clean good between the foreskin mate, if you have any. I dont.
     
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