Good Tides!

This is the first time in a long time that I've had a Sonic burger with cheese and pickles. My dad is a penny-pencher and usually prohibits us from such luxury.

Yes, it's going to be a great Christmas in ol' Bender's house!

 

Gratz! Did he throw in a drink?

 

Weed Burgers

 

Hell no. Nestle Pure Life water ftl.

He's so cheap that he couldn't even give me ice for some Dr. Pepper.

 

Is he so cheap that he cannot pay attention?

 

The guy cleans soap with soap.

You tell me.

 

Why would he clean soap? Why would someone that cheap even buy soap?

 

I wish I could answer these questions, but unfortuneately, not even I know.

Obbsessive Compulsive people have strange habits.