God Exists

A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female." This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well," she says, "God is both black and white." This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...

"Is Michael Jackson God?"

 

Micheal Jackson wasn't male and female :/

 

Explain to me why kicking him in his package wasn't very effective, as potrayed in scary movie 3.

 

*God existed. MJ's dead.

 

That boy's mother is a retard.

 

Lol'd @ repost.

 

I'll change my answer to this actually.

 

n4n0 was a meanie and took away my signature rights :/

 

I've used comedy gold on my mother for years, and she never laughs. This Christmas one of my cousins makes a Micheal Jackson is white joke and she starts crying with laughter. I hate you all.

 

I lol'd imagine, and y u no post 1 more at 1999 posts??????

 

she obviously loves you very much and doesn't hate you at all

 

too soon bro

 

lol...

 

Gawd, God is Shemale, omfg D:

 

nawh sal mundan poochaya ma noo"rab munda key koorie hae"
Ma kehndy puth rab bandha hae, fer munda kehnda mumyjee rab khala ke gora hae? Fer ma the moo lal hogaya karchi farke shither. Borkay munda they. Fer munda tha bappu agaya, mumyn thusay bappu noo fer bappu ne danda chak ke shither borkha munda de. How that conversation would go in an indian family

 

Yep haha.