Getting in trouble.

4th grade-threw a kid off of the monkeybars
5th grade- punched a 6th grader in the nose
6th grade-sniffing sharpies(lol)
7th grade-smoking weed
8th grade-kicked a kid in the nose
9th grade-threw chocolate milk at the security guard
10th grade-slashed my math teachers tires
11th grade-graffiti at school(it was a bad choice)
12th grade-put my science teachers dog on the schools roof(funniest thing ever)
the list goes on and on, more fights and stupid shit

i get away with alot of stuff though, saying i have a fucked up life, i dont have a mom, etc...

 

Possession of marijuana in 8th Grade.

 

In 9th grade on monday morning when I walked into school, the principle saw a 40 of vodka outline sticking out of my backpack, he promptly walked over to me, grabbed my backpack off of me, took it out, and I got suspended for 2 weeks (seriously what the fuck). I'm pretty sure it was there because of I got smashed as fuck on saturday, so I must've put it in there, or someshit while drunk.

I also did some other shit but meh

 

year 1 - first day of school, i ran under the sprinkler and got 3 days detention

 

People really do say anything to have their e-penis grow.

If you honestly got caught for all that, you would not have been allowed back in school.

 

Well im english so Year 4 which means i was 9, My teacher called me stupid up close in my face so i punched him in the face, he nearly hit me back, i ran out of class, went to head teacher, just before i went in i punched myself in the face and then said the teacher had hit me, my mates in class all backed me up, he got fired, and put in court. No charge. Then the next week, new teacher. Didnt like him so i kicked him the nuts and punched him in the face. And then the story repeated.

 

Yeah, I hate when that happens to me too >_<

 

10th Grade: Got suspended for 3 days for being accused of smoking inside the bathroom with a couple of my friends. I wasn't smoking, but my friends were. I really didn't feel like backstabbing on my friends just to get out of trouble.

 

11th grade - iss for a week for skipping study hall

 

i was homeschooled so i did pretty much whatever i wanted.
never got into trouble but i also didnt do half of the completely idiotic stuff that 'supposedly' some people have done on here.

 

shot a rubber band at my friend.....in the 7th grade...called my parents and all ...haha thats cali for ya

 

In 7th grade me and my friend were passing notes back and forth and uhh he said something about blowing up the school, and than I was like "yeah this class is so boring I wanna shoot the teacher!" I wasn't being serious of course, but he took up the note and the next day cops came to my class and pulled me out, got DAEP for a few months. Almost got sent to JJ. That's probably the worst thing.

 

8th grade - skip school every day for like a week, got busted, 5 days suspension (failed logic, more time off from school lol)

9th grade - some kid stole a gradebook, it got blamed partially on me, 2 days suspension

11th grade - parents caught me smoking weed, walked in on me having sex, the school caught me skipping again, and busted me with booze. instead of failing the year i stupidly decided to drop out instead.

Now I've calmed down and don't cause anymore trouble for myself and am on my way to getting into college and fixing all the fuck ups from high school.

 

OMFGGGG i typed out this like, page worth of shit to post and it got deleted...

so now I'll just make it quick

Got kicked out in freshman year of highschool, sophmore year, and junior year.
Got more detentions and suspensions than anyone in my grade school.

I'll give you a couple things from each year that happened. Just the good ones I guess

7th grade.
brought fire crackers to school
shit in a napkin and threw it at the wall
shit in a napkin and drew a shit swastika on the wall with it
leaving crushed up pills on the sink

8th grade.
Constantly throwing stuff around the classroom with other people whenever the teacher would look away. (pencils, rocks, notebooks, anything really)
Throwing ketchup packets and making them explode on the wall.
generally talking too much.

9th.
Kept calling this kid a faggot and asking him to be gay with me.
kept asking this small, squeeky indian kid if he hit puberty yet and if he worshiped cows and shit.
saying nigger casually.

eventually got kicked out for those and other stuff

9th and 10th
I finished my 9th grade at an alternative school.
I Was one of 2 white people and about 300+ blacks and mexicans.
I cut the cord to my keyboard
carved a swastika on the computer screen
changed the teachers keyboard around so that it said "nice pussy bitch"
shat on the floor a few times, but kept getting caught. So I started to shit on the floor and hide it under the plunger. I got caught one day and had to pick it up.
brought a razor to school and cut up the seat on the bus. some other kid got blamed for it and had to pay for it sooo WINNING.
eventually got kicked out of that school

10th grade I was homeschooled

Went back to my original school, for 11th grade
did some petty stuff and got the usual, suspensions and detentions. whatever.
I called some girl and her friends "niggas". they told the black dean cuz they were black and I got kicked out of school.

that's the super short..
The page I wrote before was the short.
there's so much more I could tell you all, haahah but I don't feel like typing it all out again, but trust me, it was a good read. I was a bad kid

don't judge

 

^ You are one fucked up son of abitch. shitting on the floor? WTF.

 

Hacked my exams, had all answers and got suspended > gay

 

You guys are all so cool.

 

You guys are all so cool.

 

ive moved between 3 school districts

 

whats up with the shitting and swastikas? im a bit worried