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It has come to my attention that a majority of female sythe users suffer from GOTIS or Girl on the Internet Syndrome.

You're left with horrible threads created by teen girls with unwarranted self importance. "Get chloe's opinion of you". Who the fuck are you and why are you posting such an asinine shitpost on my site?

Girl on the Internet Syndrome, or gotis for short, is a condition all females on the internet must avoid at all costs. It is a common trap almost completely reserved for the fairer sex, and usually the fatties at that. Gotis is a result of the philosophy that there are no girls on the internet, or ngoti.
Girl on the internet syndrome, like most problems facing women, is the direct fault of the nerdy men trying to have sex with them. Hitting on someone the second you find out she's (allegedly) female leads to the development of this obnoxious disorder.


Symptoms

Longtime GOTIS sufferer.
Being an attention troll
Talking about your period or the smell of jizz on IRC
Making constant references to tits / blowjobs / cum dumpster
Blogging / constant whining [1]
Narcissism, fishing for compliments, always ready to show off in hopes of inciting jealousy / feelings of inadequacy in others
Expecting special privileges
Attempts to allocate hordes of white knights to fulfill wishlist
Sufferers usually place "goddess" (which sounds very similar to "gotis") in their username. Specialists theorize that this is caused by the afflicted subconsciously trying to communicate the nature of their ailment.

In summation, let this thread die because I am not a cute girl and will never have any bottom feeding emasculated white males to crush with my feminine charm.

 

stfu

/5char

 

tehee

 

hi chloe

 

Approve.

 

Chloe fits this description to the tee.