Funny practical jokes.

- Buy a chocolate bar (preferably one with peanuts)
- Smush it up inside your hands
- Go to a public bathroom
- Ask the guy in the stall next to you for toilet paper and stick your hands into his stall

I heard that one a while ago.

Here's another (when you're about to have a guest over):
- Get one of those remote control tape recorders and record "Hey, you're blocking my view!" into it
- Put it behind the toilet
- Wait till the guest goes to use the bathroom then use the remote to play "Hey, you're blocking my view!" once they sit on the toilet

Funny, no?

 

Quite.

Would a practical joke include putting 'sneezing powder' into someones food?
That would probably make me cackle.

 

Sneezing powder? Probably hard to come by.

Then there's the old bucket-of-water-on-top-of-the-door one.

 

Here's a good one. Wait for your brother to come home from school, as soon as he enters the door you stab him in the chest with a knife. Pour salt on the wound and cut his fingers off as he begs for mercy. When done i recommend you to flee the country.

Makes me laugh

 

Not in Newcastle. >_>

They sell it in the Joke Shop.

 

Lol, hmm. Maybe Vaseline on a door handle. Basically get some Vaseline and smear it on a door handle/knob. Yes it may seem stupid but if you do it in a dark room it's guarenteed to work, because they won't see the Vaseline and it would be virtualy impossible to open the door lol, unless the other guy is clever and use's a piece of clothing :]

 

I tried that already, he just stabbed me back.


SMR, I would suggest get some warm, melted choclate for the first prank.

It works better when you get out of a movie, go into the bathroom and into a stall, and smear the melted chocolate all over the walls.
It also works better with shit.

 

Hahaha. Yeah, I heard of the chocolate one, but not the toilet one...but that's funny. But of course, you can always use real shit.

 

You have a REALLY strange sense in humour. lol

Would you ever actually try any of those? I think not.

 

Lol, the one with the tape recorder is funny...I gotta use that one...Thanks SMR.

 

Warning this Prank can ruin your relationship with the victim

Theres a lotion called Nair that girls often use on their legs to remove hair.
So the prank is to mix some Nair with there shampoo. Thus they rub the concoction on there head and lose their hair.

 

I would do the "your blocking my view" joke, the other one is definitely a little weird for me to do lol.

Ive done the nair one, but I haven't pushed it to that extreme of screwing up their whole head. My friend was wearing shorts so I put on rubber gloves put nair in both my hands, then took my hands and rubbed them all up and down my friends leg. He didn't notice at first because of the foam, he just said yo wdf did you put on me. When he went to wipe some of it off the hair came with it =)

 

1st one pretty funny

 

Best prac jokes are the ones with like sneezing powder, they crack me up sooo much

 

Lift toilet cover and seat, and pull cling wrap tight over the bowl. Put the seat back down and wait for someone to go to the toilet.

 

Everyone checks th toilet, or at least I do... Go to your friends house and take his toiletpaper out, then put a some chocolate laxative in a regular rapper and ask if he wants some. They usually beg for toiletpaper. Nobody gets hurt except your friends toilet. Worst case he uses a towel if you refuse to give toiletpaper. LMAO

 

Rofl the first one is pretty funny.

 

lmao i loled irl.

Nice one make it up?

 

once I was making salad for guests and I got told to put capsican in it and I happedn to have some tiny chilli on me that looked like capsican so I put it in the salad when our guests came over they ate it and went all red I just laughed :0.

 

If you're talking about different stalls... I'd just touch my feet with his and try to solicit sex.
But not so sure that's a practical joke.
Well... if you had AIDS it could be...