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  1. lemon phat

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    Funny forward email :)
    I got this Email, And it made me LOL hard.


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    Black Testicles

    A male patient is lying in bed

    in the hospital,

    wearing an oxygen mask over his

    mouth and nose,

    still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure

    A young student nurse appears to give him a

    partial sponge bath.

    Nurse,'

    he mumbles, from behind the mask

    'Are my testicles black?'

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies

    'I don't know, Sir.

    I'm only here to wash

    your upper body.'

    He struggles to ask again,

    'Nurse, are my

    testicles black?'

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

    she overcomes her

    embarrassment and sheepishly

    pulls back the covers.

    She raises his gown, holds his

    penis in one hand and his

    testicles in the other,

    lifting and moving them

    around and around gently.

    Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure
    you, there's nothing wrong

    with them, Sir !!'

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask,

    smiles at her and

    says very slowly,

    'Thank you very much. That was

    wonderful, but listen

    very, very closely.....

    ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'
     
    lemon phat, May 24, 2011
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    Alright, I laughed. Really hard. No idea why that was so funny, but I rolled.
     
    Foxichu, May 24, 2011
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    Funny forward email :)
    That made me smile.
     
    Sillymonkey, May 24, 2011
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  4. lemon phat

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    Funny forward email :)
    I'm glad :p

    My aunt actually sent it to me, haha.
     
    lemon phat, May 24, 2011
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    One helluva Aunt.
     
    Foxichu, May 24, 2011
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    Lol thats pretty funny
     
    Lesen, May 24, 2011
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    lol, funny enough from an aunt
     
    DOUBLES50NOWoC0M, May 24, 2011
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    heheh :'] i cant stopped laughing buh i cant stop smiling xD best part is its from a family member <333 ZINGGG WINNNN lol
    i remember getting some crazy stuff from a family member too... like

    Sex is Fun <3

    Sex is like math...

    we add teh bed

    subtract teh clothes

    divide teh legs

    and leave your solution

    in the end you pray to god you dnt multiply

    <3 lol
     
    Meisei, May 24, 2011
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  9. lemon phat

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    thanks :p
     
    lemon phat, May 24, 2011
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    Haha I smiled, thanks :)
     
    JstarD, May 24, 2011
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  11. lemon phat

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    no problem :p i thought it was funny :p
     
    lemon phat, May 24, 2011
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    Im lol'ed
     
    Adrian Ochoa, May 24, 2011
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    Aha that's brilliant :)
     
    CMotDibbler, May 24, 2011
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    I loled I thought it had something to do with a Blow Job or something
     
    The Phat Big Kid, May 24, 2011
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    haha it made me smile
     
    team mw, May 24, 2011
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    Funny forward email :)
    At the beginning I wondered why he didn't just take off the mask after the first attempt to talk to her... But I silently chuckled to myself, grats.


    Me after checking my email everyday:

    "NO I will not forward this email to 20 other people- wait, what? Holy shit it's already passed 12 am and I got this message at like 9 am. Who is this [email protected] person and how did they get my email??"
     
    Dom, May 25, 2011
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    lmfao. EPIC
     
    turtles turtles, May 26, 2011
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    Funny forward email :)
    Haha, didn't make me laugh but made me smile xD.
     
    malakadang, May 26, 2011
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    Funny forward email :)
    That's just brilliant xD
     
    Mizoreofsnow, May 26, 2011
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    Funny forward email :)
    Funny and Brilliant although this is in the wrong section.
    Try posting in the Spam Forum here.
    Thanks for making me smile though haha.
     
    Aquatic, May 26, 2011
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