Post them nao! Kinda recent one.. My cousin: get blowed Me: thats blown you fucking retard My cousin: shut up
rs nechryeal: im gay me: you are? rs nechryeal:yeah rs nechryeal:i also need to cut my hair some moar
mom: Hey, what're you up to? me: Not much, just playin' 1337 ol' runescape mom: Oh my, is this a rune long? me: Mom please, don't rub there. mom: But it looks like you like it, this thing got all hard. sister: Oh my! Mom! mom: Come here, play with this with me. etc etc