First thread

fuck yall

 

First reply.

 

First quote.

 

First reply to the first reply to the first quote to the first post.

 

First Skele_Master

 

first to post twice in same thread.

and get 2 mods to post.

and make a shit ton of firsts.

 

First to realize - If they sold hot dogs at McDonald's, they would probably call them McWeiners. Imagine trying to order a McWeiner with a straight face..


Cashier - "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

Teenaged boy - "Yeah, I want a 10 piece McNugget and a McWeiner, please."

Cashier - "You want either of those supersized?"

Teenaged boy - "Uhmmm... hold on a sec. *yells across restaraunt* Hey mom! Did you want your McWeiner supersized or not?"

Angry mother - "No, I don't want it supersized, I couldn't possibly get that huge thing into my mouth."

Teenaged boy - "She said no.."

Cashier - Well.. would you like any condoms, er, condiments on your McWeiner?

Teenaged boy - Erm.. No thanks.. Do you guys serve Big Gulps here too? Does that come in a "meal deal" with the McWeiner?


HAHAHAHA I just made that whole story up in about 5 minutes.

 

TL;DR

 

Stopped reading there.

 

DOUBT IT, PLAYA!

 

First to realize that the trend has been broken.

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Only to be number 15 post.

 

no me bitch

 

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Kids need to learn to count.

 

there are way too many people on this thread with the same avatar already =\