OP that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the pictures. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP.
Downloading thread and transferring to 24 different shock resistant hard drives, travelling to town via sewer network to avoid being hit by cars, entering high security bank and having an armed guard escort me to an underground vault where a safe with a combination lock harder to crack than the enigma code awaits with a velvet & diamond encrusted cushion ready for me to deposit said hard drives. In 300 years papers will be delivered via lawyers to my descendants with instructions to open the vault and send via the brilliant technological spacecraft we would have developed by then to Sirius B where our (by then common knowledge) ancient alien ancestors shall teach starchildren your story for the whole of eternity.
Wow, respect my brother. This thread must of took all of your brain power, also some of your slut of a mothers brain power as well. I just want to give you a big pat on the back but I don't want to keep you too long because you have to go inject smack in to your mothers big toe because all of her veins collapsed. Peace my brother, stay awesome.
