How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball. How long does it take for a white women to take a crap? 9 months How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything. How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Light bulb? None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it! What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line! What did the white man do before his blood test? He studied. What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit. What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both black people with white faces. post yours