Confessions thread!

I was really sick this morning, but was feeling better in the afternoon. I still went home and had a half day of school, and got an extra 6 hours of sleep and missed the 2 worst classes of the day. It's not a confession, it's fucking awesome.

Also, I'm glad this is getting kinda big

 

I secretly get high at school.

 

Niceeeeeee so do the teachers think your always weird when your just high?

Eh, everyone does it.

 

i love this thread,

one time i pee'd my pants in 3rd grade because the teacher wouldnt let me go to the bathroom and there was pee all around my desk and i blamed it on someone bringing lemonade and spilling it all over the place

 

Nobody (irl) knows I'm religious.

 

So I'm not the only one then?

 

Hahah. Also I got an...interesting email for this thread.
"I'm a well-known sythe member in the community and I hack hackers / scammers. I normally hack there paypals and charge back to the people that where scammed or take down their phishing websites. "

 

I masturbate 3-4 times a day

 

you had a girlfriend when u was 6 years old?

 

I once fell in love with verts...

 

I confess that the other night there was corn in my poo..... Jus saying.

 

Are the italics to make it seem like your whispering?

 

To make it sexier

 

I first took a huge beautiful blow of that pure Mary Jane at age 11 (yeah I did it too early lol). That day changed me life forever as how you can view life in a total different way xD. Weird thing is I still remember that day especially through the years

 

I honestly sometimes think I'm a psychopath. I constantly lie to people, a lot of times when I could tell the truth and there would be no negative consequencee, because I find the truth dull and boring, not to mention people can be manipulated incredibly easily. I have yet to meet someone IRL that I actually like (aside from my ex) and most of my so called "friendships" are built upon lies that I created. I feel like such a cunt for doing this, but I can't help it. Because of my ability to lie without skipping a beat while talking, I'm talented at embellishing stories and adding humor to them; this givng me the wonderful talent of making people laugh, which aside from lying, is one of my favorite things to do.

I also have an extremely bad temper that I outgrew as a child, but when I get mad, which is rarely I must add, I lose all control.

 

I jerk it about 3 times a day too.


My next confession is that I habitually go outside totally naked and lay in the snow during the coldest part of the winter.

I have jerked off to pictures of pregnant women.
I cheated on my ex girlfriend, while we were dating, on our anniversary. I fucked someone 3 years younger than me.

Whenever my dude friends sleep over, I jerk off in my bed even though they're within earshot.

I ate my sisters pussy about 3 years ago out in a shed in my backyard. I don't think she remembers.

I made that orange cuz its baaaaaaaadddd

I routinely jerk off in random places. Friends' bathrooms, public bathrooms, my car in parking lots, out in my back yard, laying in the grass, the snow thing from above, and basically anywhere I have a hard on that I can get away with a quick yank

I smoked like a gram of salvia x40 in one sitting, like one hit after another. I got soooooo fucked up. My dick got hard and I stumbled into my house, grabbed a bottle of lube, and jerked off standing in my backyard, in the winter, at about 7:30pm. I finished up and went into the house. IT FELT SOO GOOD. I went to the bathroom and took a shit, (barely cuz I couldn't balance properly for some reason) then I washed my hands... Then I was just sitting down watching tv when I started to come down and I completely forgot that I just masturbated and had lube still all over my dick. I go wash off said lube and clean up my junk. totally underestimated the strength of that shit.

I bet you're all just so excited to read all the exciting material I have to bring to the table. I'm sorry they're all about my dick but I can't think of anything else that really needs to be talked about...:noworry: :noworry: :love: =@ ^_^ :laugh: :'( :noworry: :love: :nuts: :embar: >_< :huh: :sick: :sick: =| I'm a weirdo

 

What the fuck man. XD You're kidding about your sister, right? LOL.

 

Nope, everything I said is real. This is a confessions thread, right?

 

How old was she, since you said she doesn't remember?

 

I have tested, marijuana, cocaine,xtc,lsd,mushrooms.