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Blindkilla's obituary

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  1. MohtasaUnique

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    Blindkilla's obituary

    GPs assemble and bare witness.

    Composed in this thread is a full account of a user's-- known as blindkilla-- long and prosperous life at Sythe.org as requested from the great afterlife and beyond.

    Blindkilla was a gentle soul, as most may know. He was an avid member of the UC, and I know him personally to have upheld its ideals to the greatest heights. It therefore gives me great grief to inform all who are unaware that, early yesterday morning, Blindkilla was suddenly and utterly blindsided by a swift ban to the head. His last words were the most beautiful iterations I've ever beheld a human say, and they are as follows:

    "Tony: What do you want your last inspirational words to be?
    Marcin: uuuhmm... nothing, I can't think of anything"

    These words of wisdom have changed my life forever, and I beg that all you users of Sythe.org take his final wishes to heart (but seeing as that consists of an unban, you can at least hope with us!)

    The paranormal apparition known as Blindkilla had one other heartfelt request as well. A basis for his ban was that he did not contribute at all to the site, and he wishes all to know the good deeds he has done. Please take time to bare witness the goodness that was the loving BK we knew and cast aside all previously evoked cognitions.

    If you will, browse through this list and reflect on his last written word and testament.





    Please note, I'm doing this as a favor for bk and a joke to the community, don't hurt me :x
     
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    Goodbye, blindkilla. I wish we could keep in touch somehow.
     
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    Blindkilla's obituary

    I love you man. If I could unban you, I would.
     
  5. Konner for 2012

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    why are we so itchy-fingers with the bans nowadays?
     
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    Nowadays? How about always, lol.
     
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    Bye bye.
     
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