anywhoo

I have to read to these 2nd graders, right?

and this one kid, is a total cock, when we're reading, comes up to me, starts punching me for who knows why, so I'm like

santa isn't real

and he started crying

then he told his whole 2nd grade class santa wasn't real

his class freaked out

I now feel like a giant dick.

 

Tell them you were joking or something.

 

wait...















Santa isn't real?

 

You're a dick. Get over the feeling and start realizing, the first step to closure is acceptance.

 

lol'd

 

already there. I plan to apologize.

 

That's good.