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  1. Unread #1 - Jun 23, 2010 at 2:56 AM
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    *For some reason I can't seem to find the Personal Support section so I am forced to post this here.
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    Ok so me and my girlfriend have been going out for about five months now and things are going great. Though we haven't really done much together sexually. Being in previous relationships sex and anything sexually related has occurred much earlier in the relationship. I guess you could say this made me spoiled. Anyways my girlfriend refuses to do anything because she believes that it should be saved for marriage. I completely disagree with her but there's really nothing I could do...until I thought of something. Would it be wrong to have sex with her while she sleeps? Or maybe slip her a drug without her knowing? Would this be possible, what drug could I use, if I have sex with her while she is asleep would she know?
     
  3. Unread #2 - Jun 23, 2010 at 2:57 AM
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    I think if you are gentle and you use drugs she will not know. If she is a virgin then it is a problem cause then she will find out.

    If you are gentle you can put it in her mouth or butt
     
  5. Unread #3 - Jun 23, 2010 at 2:59 AM
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    I can't tell if you are being serious or not...
    What kind of drugs could I use?
     
  7. Unread #4 - Jun 23, 2010 at 2:59 AM
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    If you love her you can wait. If you just want to experience sex again you will have to drug her to do it while she is out, if you try when she is just asleep she will wake up when you stick it in her.

    I have never had this problem, but I hope this helps.
     
  9. Unread #5 - Jun 23, 2010 at 3:01 AM
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    I think drugging her might be my only option, honestly I love her but sex is a must in any relationship I'm in.
     
  11. Unread #6 - Jun 23, 2010 at 3:01 AM
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    nah im pretty serious i did it once and got away with it. i didn't use drugs but i only put it in for like 10 seconds when i was 14 to see what it felt like.
     
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    Oshi.
     
  15. Unread #8 - Jun 23, 2010 at 3:08 AM
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    Serious advice only guys
     
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    Sex Is Bad
     
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    Show her your r00nscape account.

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    Rohypnol.
     
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    TC again.
     
  25. Unread #13 - Jun 23, 2010 at 3:34 AM
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    i'm sure

    i see

    of course, of course

    o wow

    ok what

    of course rape isn't immoral. haven't you watched law & order SVU? it's my favorite comedic-sitcom.
    I would start off with Tylenol PM and if she wakes up with your member on one of her P2P worlds you can try something else later.
    who cares?
     
  27. Unread #14 - Jun 23, 2010 at 3:45 AM
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    It's not rape if she doesn't tell on you. and she won't tell on you if she doesn't know it.
     
  29. Unread #15 - Jun 23, 2010 at 4:38 AM
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    No Bel-Air?
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    shitsux
     
  31. Unread #16 - Jun 23, 2010 at 4:39 AM
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    i don't think there is anything you can't learn from this guy being your mentor, manuel
     
  33. Unread #17 - Jun 23, 2010 at 4:41 AM
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    True statement ^
     
  35. Unread #18 - Jun 23, 2010 at 4:41 AM
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    It's not rape if you yell surprise.
     
  37. Unread #19 - Jun 23, 2010 at 7:11 AM
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    correct, it's just surprise sex
     
  39. Unread #20 - Jun 23, 2010 at 7:16 AM
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    Give here an overdose of sleeping Tablets , Should do the trick :D

    Also Remember this - DEAD chicks don't say no! :p
     
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