A rant

I despise being a waiter.

I was working today at a restaurant, and it was extremely busy. I was running around, trying to get people their food before they lost their patience, and there was this one little shit-faced kid. He was a complete fucking retard, and kept on stopping me saying "UH...EXCUSE ME...CAN I HAVE (insert non-essential item here)". I wanted to murder him. He also threw temper tantrums, and fucking screamed. After they left, I noticed that they left me a shitty tip.

After this, a fat man and woman came in. You know the type - morbidly obese, large swathes of flaccid flesh sagging from their limbs, puffy, pale faces with hideous, squinting eyes, an arrogant, despicable attitude, shrieking, banshee-like voices, lower-class, etc. They thought they were the center of the fucking universe. They both ordered a salad (yeah, that's really going to cancel out the extra 200 pounds of filthy lard you have on your bones), and to be dramatic, put in all sorts of inane requirements. These salads had to be just so. They didn't get them the way the wanted, so they threw a hissy fit, bitched, and whined for over half an hour to the manager (Oh, you didn't get your salad just the way you wanted it? Boo fucking hoo, cry me a river, let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin, etc. Get the fuck over it.) Fucking mongrels - I'll come back to gloat once I get my inheritance.

I fucking hate people.

 

This is what i call unlucky

 

Well, everything MUST revolve around them.. being so fat and all... gravitation fields and such.

 

I'm sorry

Fucking told you to go write arguments for political leaders but NOoo

 

what restaurant??

also restaurant

 

hahaha

 

probably Christians

 

could've got ur penis out

 

damn them

 

Fucking welfare class thinking they are everything.

 

When in doubt, Pimp Slap.

 

LOL me/my brother were watching that spongebob episode yesterday.

 

Well if their as fat as you said they were, maybe they had chili-cheese fries, twinkies, yodels, mayonnaise etc. . .orbiting around them. THUS leading to the misconception that they are in fact the center of the universe?

 

My mom always cries about the littlest things at resturants..

She just says "As much as im paying it better be perfect"

 

lol @ americans, they think they can get everything they want if they pay. The odd out the fact that things are made by humans, and humans make mistakes. You can even sue people if you trip over something, fuckin ridiculus!

 

We call them rights, and yes they are ridiculous.

 

lol your sig lol


i had some once, i'm working in a do-it-self store i was like 15 so i didn't know shit about lown-mowers and some poeple asked me question and i said they didn't know and when just nagging on with question i never could have answered... i was like "i'il go get a manager" they said no no, it's just a phew questions -.- stood there for like 30 minutes

 

fuck jesus

 

Just makes you want to kill yourself, but not before you ruthlessly murder all the ignorant and arogant people of this miserable world.

Too much?

 

Bob bless factory work Shredder...


You don't have to deal with anybody, except those who you work with, and you get paid more.


Trust me, dealing with customers is always stressful, which is why no one should . We need robots!