You're right, 5 years was enough time to at least certify to a 2 star Michelin Chef standard. I shall return with more inspirational and visionary dishes after a period of focused self-reflection
Presentation 5/10
Taste review to follow
Taste review: 4/10
Greasy, gave me gas, sudden onset of needing the toilet, currently drinking water and trying to recover this situation, regretting several life choices, not sure if I will make it to the morning.