zezima got hit by a truck, the trucker got out and said " holy sh1t kid are you ok"
zezima said i'm fine i got 99 def"
zezima went to a fishing dock (irl) and said " selling lobbies 250 gp ea"
zezima threw ice cubes at his mom and screamed "ice barrage"
zezima went to the can and yelled " earth blast"
zezima kicked a guy in the nads and said "sweet 99 str" (i think kicking is str xp)