Proof god is real:
Me n ur girl got wasted
got the munchies so we hit taco bell
went back to her apartment
I ask 'where's the toilet' like a gentleman, kindly alluding to the trauma expanding in my bowels
airplane sized toilet smh I filled it all the way up
pray to god right then if this...
http://www.sythe.org/threads/this-ip-is-a-high-staff-on-os-scape/
First: Dw about my penis, I have none, I have precautions in place assuring my virginity.