Recent content by Alex1231

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Hey, not my fault you can't cook. Fix that oven! Fix the oven, don't fix the Internet. You can pretend like the Internet outage is a rare occurrence and once again use that to get one step closer to panky time. You can't Netflix and chill with no Internet, so skip to the chill.

Well it is a start. Best and cheapest date is homemade food. You already have her in your house so that makes it one step easier for her to be like "well too late to back out now."

That was a quick, though obviously foreseen, departure. I'll miss you, Piccoda

I'm not sure if this would effectively be any different from the old system, but nice to see things changing up.

You've got the wrong green dude in your avatar.

Does it irk anyone else when urinals have really wide barriers? So people have like a 180 degree view of your dick.

I have a small limp dick that has lost its power to get up. I call it Blade Bro 4 inches.

Chrismas came a little earlier than some expected, but Chris thanks you for donating to his red bucket campaign. Close this thread please xD!

You cannot edit away the truth. I do not forgive you.

You guys need to chill. He suffers from Alzheimer's disease and probably forgets people a lot as well as forgets to deliver money / goods. He thinks he didn't scam anyone because he cannot remember anything. Have some chill, be frosty.

Luckily enough for you, you can pay back $2.2k of that amount on his behalf. I'm sure that's why you did it, right?

Is that a guy? Or is it horrible lighting? Or is it both? My money is on both.

I don't like any of them. FedEx is the best.

I cannot tell if this is a good troll or if this is serious. If serious, the fact that you asked and reminded them the day before might contribute to them unleashing their inner troll and pretending to forget something you just told them because it it silly that you're reminding them about a...