Run to the Hatchet store, get a free Bronze Hatchet, log off, start up my bot client, start AutoWoodcutterPro, and start botting and banking normal logs, and keep botting normal logs and oak logs until I have enough money to start over.
Sounds about the same on what I'd do. It would either be a wave of sadness, or a wave of rage, followed by my monitor being flipped onto the group and the tower being kicked over.