Leak your embarassing secrets!

[★Simplicity★]

I didn't wipe my ass until I was 8.

 

[bennytheberry]

I am actually a girl.

 

[Nullware]

I'm a visible minority.

 

[Rewrite]

This one's really embarrassing, but... I have a life. DON'T TELL ANYBODY!

 

[Gohan]

i like the rush of doing something at the last second

 

[AzzBr0]

I am Pregnant, But how?

 

[Rewrite]

I am Pregnant, But how?

Are you sure you want to know? 100% sure? Because I can tell you.

 

[Willshire]

I don't have terretts, just big balls.

 

[Ielis 93]

Today is my birthday, nobody has even said happy birthday. I dare not tell anybody I know this to hide my shame, no one cares about me :/

 

[AzzBr0]

Hi 5

Happy B'day

 

[TJ]

My gf is pregnant, with my baby. But i am a virgin.

How the hell did that happen

 

[Teh 1337ness]

I enjoy smacking combos on nerds.

 

[Rewrite]

Today is my birthday, nobody has even said happy birthday. I dare not tell anybody I know this to hide my shame, no one cares about me :/

Happy Birthday!

My gf is pregnant, with my baby. But i am a virgin.

How the hell did that happen

There are 2 possible answers:
1. You are the Son of God. Is your Gf's name "Mary", by chance?
2. Chuck Norris made babies in your gf.

Either way, you'll have a son.

 

[333]

im addicted to sports and girls

 

[xxthebeastxx]

While I was sleeping my dick flopped out and killed my cat.

 

[lagbot]

Umm, most embarrassing secret for
me is:

I lost my virginity before my dad.

 

[jd 365]

This one is truley horrible.... DONT TELL ANY ONE!!!!


I am a guy

 

[ironblade87]

I'm actually 8 years old.

 

[The Dark]

 

[†Tysonâ€Â]

My name is really Bernard and my second name is Boris. I pretend my name is Tyson because it sounds cooler. Thats a deep dark secret though, not even my parents or my birth certificate know that my real name is Bernard Boris.